I’ll be honest; I’ve never seen a partridge in a pear tree. The closest I ever got was seeing episodes of The Partridge Family. Sorry to report, my little turtledove, that neither experience will help me or you avoid the 12 DAZE.

These are the mental puddles we step in all the time. The objective is to start noticing them as they come up so that we can sidestep them. This allows us to operate from higher, dryer ground and avoid walking around in a DAZE.

Be on the lookout for the 12 DAZE.

DAZE 1 – Life shouldn’t contain emotional pain.

DAZE 2 – It’s not my fault.

DAZE 3 – That’s just the way I am.

DAZE 4 – If only . . .

DAZE 5 – I’ll be happy when . . .

DAZE 6 – Mom/Dad loved (fill in the blank) more.

DAZE 7 – I’ll wait for them to make the first move.

DAZE 8 – I don’t need to apologize.

DAZE 9 – Fat turns into muscle.

DAZE 10 – Nobody understands me.

DAZE 11 – I’m right.

DAZE 12 – Opportunity is looking for me.

I’m sure you have your own candidates for the 12 DAZE; these are mine.

It’s a little known fact that the turkey lobby thought they should have been included rather than the 3 French hens. With that as a premise, let me know your candidates for the list. Drop me an email at grasshopper@grasshoppernotes.com or leave a comment right here in the comments section. I would love to hear from you.

Did David Cassidy and Shirley Jones really have an affair?

All the best,

John

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